Two days ago, a nameless miscreant sent me a link to a porno movie based on the World of Warcraft game. I have never played this game, and my entire familiarity of it comes from the South Park episode in which it's featured.
It was my duty as an intellectual and a lover of truth to investigate.
I took my laptop into the bathroom, as I'd just gotten home, and placed it on the sink, turning the volume high. No one was home and I wanted to savor the dialogue.
Not many porno films feature battles with ogres, let me tell you.
I concluded my business and had gotten the joke, so far as the movie was concerned, so I shut the laptop.
And then, there it was, a woman's voice. Clear as day.
Holy crap.
The voice was close. It was very close. It was right out my window!
Sure enough, my eldery neighbor was smack dab next to the window and was calling for her cat. What was the little fucker doing hanging out in our bushes? (For the record, the cat actually lived at our house years ago).
My neighbor seemed to be calling for the feline in an extra loud voice, as if to drown out the sound of, I don't know, elves fucking perhaps?
I immediately went outside and made a great show about putting away the garbage, hoping to balance off my image as a pervert with one of diligence and cleanliness. The neighbor was nowhere to be seen.
Perhaps she'd found her cat.
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